Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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