I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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