Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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