Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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