So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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