Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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