she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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