Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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