Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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