Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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