sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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