I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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