youre lurking in front of me
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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