If that was your dad, he is hot
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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