Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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