Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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