just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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