I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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