Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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