i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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