Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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