is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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