There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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