Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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