We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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