You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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