I can't watch pbs sober anymore
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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