yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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