if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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