On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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