did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Randomize
