my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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