I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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