Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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