HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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