if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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