I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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