She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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