fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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