idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
There's always time for handjobs
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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