No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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