So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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