Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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