he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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