It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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