Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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