do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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