Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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