IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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