It's Friday. Sex?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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