I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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