Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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