Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
