I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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