VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I met the friendliest cop last night
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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